‘His mom still does his laundry': 23 Signs You're Dating a Man Child

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    Hair - Posted by u/Sad 8 hours ago What screams "I'm a man- child" but nobody realize it ?
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    Font - rhiaaaannon 3 hr. ago Currently moving out of the apartment I share with my boyfriend because he is jealous of my dog (the one I had for years before we started dating). It started off with little things and
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    Font - has escalated to the dog needing to be in a cage 24/7 or I get the silent treatment. Good riddance, fi er. ↑ 28 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - jeophys152 6 hr. ago Feeling the need to out-man the other men you are around 4.7k Reply Share
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    Font - GluhfGluhf 8 hr. ago Everybody but the man-child in question will notice this. Never owning up to your mistakes, and constantly blaming someone/something else for them. 5.9k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - DannyM8844 7 hr. ago They talk at people without listening or sense of empathy and get quick to anger when called out. 2.2k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - WOnko_the_Sane00 · 6 hr. ago "I'm an alpha" 1.4k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Int-Merc805 4 hr. ago I always wonder about these people. You see them at a bbq, alpha as fi k, but you know that they make $10 an hour cleaning toilets at Home Depot and live with their parents. It's never an actual successful person spouting this bu it.
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    Font - suzycreamcheese 260 7 hr. ago Not taking out your garbage for weeks on end when you live in an apartment building, even when the weather gets REALLY hot and your trash stinks so badly that simply walking into the building is like being hit in
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    Font - the face with a de C e. Yes, man-child in #33, I'm talking to you. ↑ 3.4k ↓ ing Reply Share
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    Font - ZeFlammenWerfer 7 hr. ago Lifted camo wrap SUV that is neither lifted properly, nor truly offroad capable. LARPing as military on roads. 960 Reply Share
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    Font - TerribleAttitude · 6 hr. ago Every so often a big thread comes up from a guy 17-25 moving into his first place on his own and looking to start bringing lady friends home, asking for suggestions of what to put in the apartment to make it welcoming to women. This is not man childish, it's
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    Font - fine and good. There was one I can recall where either the OP or probably just some really invested commenter was angry at most of the suggestions, in particular one suggesting multiple blankets, an extra pillow, and an extra towel in the event a woman slept over. Because “but that's just catering to her? Why should a guy have things in his
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    Font - apartment just to cater to her?" While it's rarely expressed so directly, it's an attitude I see in bitter, lonely man children a lot. "Why should I do anything for you if it's not something I want?" Doesn't matter if the action is as mundane as "own two towels" or if they want something from the person
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    Font - they're "catering to." Women should just sleep with them but not expect comfort or entertaining dates. Employers should just give them jobs and fat paychecks, they shouldn't need things like "qualifications" or "hard work." Friends should just loan them money and entertain them on a dime, but never ask them for anything.
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    Font - Byzantine Basileus 5 hr. ago Judging people for liking different things. 109 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - Throwawaybcitstrash. 6 hr. ago S When he refers to watching his own kids as babysitting or acts like it's a favor. 536 Reply Share
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    Font - Necessary-Ad3576 4 hr. ago "I'm a nice guy, but you just want one of those (insert literally any descriptive word) guys." Or
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    Font - "You're ugly anyways, I only swiped right because I felt bad for you." Actually, come to think of it, I'm pretty sure everyone realizes by now that those phrases scream "man-child"... eh. Whatever, still relevant.
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    Font - omnombooks. 5 hr. ago They have extremely strict morals and principles when citing them will get them out of doing something. They will drop all morals and principles when ignoring them will get them out of doing something. ↑ 73 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - vinnybawbaw 6 hr. ago Burning Barbie Dolls and filming it because a movie hurts your feelings. ↑ 1.2k ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - 8grimreaper8 5 hr. ago edited 4 hr. ago Man-children spreading rumors about their exes, or telling all their secrets because you didn't know how to be a respectable man to women. Also man-children saying all their exes are crazy.
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    Font - $4-2 afriendlyshape · 6 hr. ago Alpha, beta, sigma nonsense. 1.2k C Reply Share

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